Alias: The big guy with the curly blonde hair

Where do you live? New York City

Biggest pet peeve? Honking horns

Do you blog? Sorry, I'm Catholic

What is the greatest invention of all time? Air conditioning

What lunch table did you sit at in high school? The third one from the left

If you were a prop comic, what would your favorite prop be? Laugh Track Machine

Ever been heckled? Sure, sometimes I heckle myself.

Does your comedy get you laid? I said I'm Catholic.