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Nov 4, 2005

Well, daylight savings time happened and now I keep thinking it's time to go to bed because its been dark for hours-- then I realize its only 7:30pm.

For the first time in my life I actually witnessed day light savings happen this year. I was watching TV and happened to look at the time on the cable box at 1:59am. As I looked, it turned 2:00am and then, within a second, switched back to 1am. It was as close to time travel as I値l ever come. I started getting excited, thinking 杜y life just got one hour longer! What will I do with it? If I go to sleep right now I値l get up an hour earlier tomorrow, maybe I値l exercise... yeah! And then I値l go to the store and buy some vegetables and make a healthy breakfast! Then I値l read a book! Within minutes, I was planning to make sweeping changes in my life just because I saw the clock change. Instead, I stayed up watching TV until 5am.

Which brings me to my current problem I just got cable TV and HBO for the first time in my life and I literally can稚 stop watching TV. I lie there exhausted but refusing to concede defeat. That night, I was so tired I could barely keep my eyes open so I decided to close one eye but still watch TV with the other eye. Before long, that eye started to close on its own so I decided I would still listen to TV. That was the last thing I remember. I woke up at one in the afternoon. I ask you, is this adult behavior?

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