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Jun 4, 2006

Inspired by my attempts to get in shape for the summer...

Oh broccoli, broccoli, how I hate thee, Dip you in cheese and feed you to me, Iím supposed to eat you and believe me I try, But when I say that I did it is really a lie.

Get your nutrients into me in any way, Deep fry you in oil and then make you pay! The more I try the madder I get, Eating you raw feels like losing a bet.

I tried, my fare green, to love you my best, But in the end I wasnít up to the test, I canít see you anymore, Iím tired of lies, I've been cheating on you with burger and fries!

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