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May 5, 2006

Today I bought a slice of pizza at the airport and realized I was basically sharing a pie with strangers from all over the world.

People who talk loudly on their cell phones never say anything interesting. It's never stock tips or the secret to great sex, it's just them shouting "I had a muffin!"

I am much more passionate about recycling when there's a witness.

Snow that doesn't stick is just rain at a costume party.

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