I just wrapped up a week of shows in crazy Vegas, where I overheard some pricelss quotes. Here are my favorites!
A drunk dude to his friends: "Seriously, I figured out a way to beat the house!"
A girl to her friend: "Hey, I'm high class so I don't give a f$%#!"
A woman on her cell phone: "Don't buy the eye patch yet, I think I have one at home"
And my all time favorite, from a huge dude standing at the bottom of a flight of stairs: "Do these things go up?"