Alias: The big guy with the curly blonde hair.
Where do you live? New York City
Biggest pet peeve? Honking horns.
Do you blog? Sorry, I'm Catholic.
What is the greatest invention of all time? Air conditioning.
What lunch table did you sit at in high school? The third one from the left.
If you were a prop comic, what would your favorite prop be? Laugh Track Machine
Ever been heckled? Sure, sometimes I heckle myself.
Does your comedy get you laid? I said I'm Catholic.